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by Matt Nicholson
Saving the Best for Last
For those of you that haven't read my
Webmaster's Ramblings and already know of my own secret addiction,
this next section has to come with a preface.
My name's Matt, and I'm a breast biter.
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True, I like other types of tit
torture - they are tits after all - but my addiction involves teeth
and nipples. If I were a vampire, necks would become passé. There
aren't any major arteries in nipples, so I'd have to chew and suck for
quite a while to get dinner - but that's a bad thing? Maybe it's
because I was bottle fed, or maybe I have an Oedipus complex because I
was breast fed too long. Heck, I need a driver's license to remember
my name some mornings; there's no way I can remember that far back.
Whatever the latent childhood trauma involved, serving up breasts and
nipples with a dessert topping is a form of torture enjoyed by many
women and their partners, men and women alike. |
The fact is, I'm not at all alone in my
addiction to chewing, so there needs to be a section that deals with this
type of tit torment.
| Looking at it logically, teeth are
nothing more than nipple clamps with a lot more muscle and a brain
backing them up. You can adjust the pressure plus or minus at the
slightest moan, squeal or squirm, and with the addition of some
strategic lip and tongue action can drive both your hapless victim and
yourself to the brink of orgasmic bliss simply by chomping at the
right time, which makes nipple and breast biting a great way of
controlling your partner during a good hard missionary-style fuck.
Even The Joy of Sex (Yeah, I'm that old, what of it?) suggests
pretending that her nipples are grapes that you can bite, as long as
you don't break the skin. Who am I to argue? |
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That does bring up the only real concern
about nipple nibbling, though, and that would be bruising or popping the
grape as it were. Bruises heal, and there are likely to be lots of them
if you engage in most of the things I've discussed.
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Hickies are bruises, after all, and
we don't worry much about them.
Breaking the skin is another story,
though, and as much as it's a really incredible fantasy, it should
probably be avoided by anyone that wants to the opportunity to nibble
or gnaw again in the future. Even for those folks with the sharpest
of teeth, it takes some effort to bite through living skin, and
typically involves some heavy grinding. Even if both parties find
this a unique means of getting the endorphin count to skyrocket, the
resulting jagged laceration will likely present several problems. |
First, as I mentioned when I talked about
knives, jagged cuts tend to scar and don't heal cleanly. Second, the
human mouth is one really dirty hiding place for germs, many of which
probably don't have proper names, and introducing these into a bite will
result in a need for antibiotics, for sure. Finally, there have been
quite a few documented stories of severed nipples during the throes of a
passionate love bite. Despite our vampiric fantasies, reality suggests
that we might want to retain our partner and her erogenous parts whole for
another go. Biting a nipple off could prove detrimental to that goal.
| On a related note, there are other
sharp body parts that can be used very effectively against a pair of
unsuspecting, or very suspecting, breasts. Fingernails. Women have
the upper hand, as it were, with the use of fingernails, but that
doesn't mean us guys can't deliver a wicked pinch if we want.
Combine the arm-around-the-shoulders
hand-drape-to-the-left-breast technique with the basic right-breast-nipplesucking
technique and a bit of strategic between-the-leg clit rubbing, add a
quick nip with a simultaneous pinch, and you have one screaming
orgasm. Just keep the same warnings in mind as I mentioned about
teeth. Fingernails can be just as nasty in the germ category.
Now, go and chew! |
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You know, I pretty much covered it. Bruises, germs, and missing nipples.
One other thing, though. Don't forget that body fluids and microscopic
things go both ways. I didn't talk about milk producing titties, but if
you happen to be indulging in a pair of them, make sure you know your
partner. It's been proven that breast milk can carry the AIDS virus.
Don't be an adult victim of the AIDS baby syndrome.
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